Richard Boulton's Stag Do - Punting

The Knotts Move House

Watch your head Kruger

Bush Craft with Mears

Andy the Greek's Stag Do

Simon and Andy on Brighton pier

The only Gay in the Village?? No, he's a deviant from Switzerland!

Out and about

Rules for Men

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is ok for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may be flatulent in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever.Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. Come on, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing (I.e . Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc.) For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you NOT to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an X box. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch ice skating or men's gymnastics. Ever.

Follow the rules.

Congratulations

Congratulations to Leonie and Paul on the arrival of their new son, Charles David Ledger. Mother and baby are doing well.

Barcelona

Barcelona & Gaudi

Brookers looking pleased

This was the call the Brookmeister Gerneral had been waiting for...he always knew they had no proof.

Views a plenty

Off Piste

Blizzard conditions and poor map reading skills led these to buffoons to re think whether off pisting was for them!

Head wear 07

Thumbs up for the first trip back to the middle ages. My time machine works!

Good Bye Mo and Trav

Yet again, more close friends are leaving for the penal colony. Imogen and Travis are leaving Blighty to start a fresh as legal representatives for the colonial prison island of Oz. We would like to wish them all the very best and say that you are both going to be sorely missed. ABC.

Retraction

I, David Cook, hear by retract said statement "Travis Trounced Little Ruth". Travis may be my life coach, but in the words of Nelson Mandela, poverty is man made and the people of China deserve to be poverty free. It is with great regret and sorrow, that I have to therefore ignore Travis's comments and wholly support my good friend Ruthie.